The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.
Friend 1: Ah! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me!
Friend 2: AH! NO WAY!
Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason
by Alexis Lone January 02, 2011
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A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.
He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;
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A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him.

His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.

He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.
Example #1:

Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?

Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!

Example #2:

Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!

To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.
by IHeartJason.com November 26, 2010
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Jason is an interesting guy. He is clever and intelligent but often foolish. He can be off putting and give people the wrong impression before they really get to know him. His greatest strength is his ability to comprehend anything of a complicated nature, but he doesn’t always wield it responsibly. He is kind and often trustworthy, though on occasion telling him a secret may or may not be testing fate. If there’s anything he needs to work on, it’s his communication skills. Jason is awkward and abrupt in a way that could be interpreted as rude towards new people. He likes what he likes, and who he likes, and nothing can change that. Stubbornness is a gift and a curse for him. Jason does have his own best interests at heart more than anyone else’s, but that’s not to say he doesn’t care. He can be a loving person if he only lets himself.
Jason is less then mature, but intelligent, a reliable guy when you need a friend.
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her mom said to come later than 5:30, jason came at 5:31.
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the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
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Jason is the sweetest and sexiest guy around he is smart and tasteful with a hint of mystery he has the sexiest smile and love attention. Is I happen to have a man name jason keep him because he is every girl's dream.
1.) Hey girl.

2.) What's good!
1.) Have u seen jason?
2.) Yeah why
1.) He is so fucking fine.
2.) You got it bad!!!
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