Lena Jarvis

A selfless, stubborn, extremely sexual, yet self conscious individual who would do anything for the people she cares about.

Franco: Dammmmnnn you see that girl, she's a 10!
Aaron: Hell yea, must be a lena jarvis.

by karma1020 August 30, 2010

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! August 26, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Jarvis

Probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet! Ladies, if you see a Jarvis, you're in for the time of your life!

Person 1: Oh look at that guy, who's he?
Person 2: His name is Jarvis, want me to hook you up with him?
Person 1: Do I ever!

by ThatRando21 August 20, 2019

Jarvis

Money

The person Jarvis really likes money. They know they will be a very successful person money wise. Money is the only thing on their mind.

by Nciep November 23, 2021