jart

To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.

"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"

by Zach? April 10, 2005

Jart

to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same

That seed justjarted at my forehead!

by the witty professor April 28, 2009

Jart

The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.

Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..

by JimBobWay88 October 5, 2011

Jart

to jizz so hard you fart

Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.

by roscoe ruckspin June 6, 2008

JART

A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all.

Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need!
Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART?
John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe!
Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 26, 2004

jart

to fart out jizz from the penis.

you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.

by anniejustjarted September 14, 2010

Jart

Combination of a jump and dart

The car just jarted in front of me.

by Dirty welty March 27, 2018