A fat whale Who usually kidnaps little boy's in the Night then sexually attack them And When someone comes he hides in the closet, he is the closet monster
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Yeah Michja got Jannes'd last Night

Yeah Jannes is gay
by Rurururuir October 27, 2017
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A ship name for the cutest couple ever to exist - Jasper and Ann! Nothing will ever be better than Jann. They’re so in love with each other and make each other SO happy. Everyone be like Jann. Forget Jailey, we have Jann! They’re so precious and needs to be protected at all costs
Jann is so precious, Jann for the win!
Have you seen Jann?! I ship them so much!
Jasper and Ann are adorable, Jann all the way!
by offshoresgirl January 29, 2019
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When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
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Janne Warman currently plays keyboards in the band Children of Bodom. He is also playing keyboards for his tech./progressive metal side project Warmen. He is also considered one of the greatest keyboardists of our time.
Extremely easy on the eyes (hot).
Janne Warman is hot.
Worship Janne Warman.
by BodomAfterRoses April 15, 2005
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The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.
"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)
by Turbo86 June 29, 2006
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Janne Ojala is a sexy guy and everyone likes him. He has 110 different girlfriends and cheats on all of them. He drinks alot of monsteri.
Guy 1: Who is that sexy guy
Guy 2: It's Janne Ojala, he likes monsteri
by Persereikä October 13, 2021
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A dirty Jann is when you get really turned on by having a football shoe shoved up your ass.
At training I saw someone doing a dirty Jann in the changing rooms!
by Slag12345 March 29, 2023
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