James Michael

anyone who shows superior intellect over you

I got into an argument with him but he was James Michael over me, so i wet myself and went emo in the corner of my room for hours

by country club May 1, 2005

James Michael

1. a short, funny looking kid from middle-of-nowhere, pennsylvania
2. a person who has no friends
3. ugly

Ugh, look at that guy, he's SO james michael!

by Susan April 24, 2005

James Michael

1. a short 135 lb. runner that lives on a dirt road in pennsylvania
2. a person who is beaten regularly by members of S^2, and has a points system
3. dorky mello aerospace engineer runner kid, who is kind of funny looking

Negative 10,000 points for being James!

by S^2 April 24, 2005

James Michael

1. trash can
2. not cool

that guy is SO james michael! ugh!

by Susan April 25, 2005

James Michael Smith

A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin

Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.

by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022

james michael lawrence black

A great loyal friend to those he trust but to the enemy they better watch out also a hunk with the lady's silver toung.

James Michael Lawrence black is here hide your girl

by Ghetto_Dreams July 12, 2022

Michael James Doughty

A certain individual with a forest of penises in and around their mouth

"That faggot is such a Michael James Doughty"

by Syrus D. January 6, 2013