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A James is typically a thoughtless person who normally says or does something without it being asked of them or thinking about the action. A James is also the kind of person who dosnt respond well to change. A James can also be very touchy, you can easily change a James' emotional or mood in the time it takes to clap.
James is a James
by Satans Best Buddy February 18, 2015
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One who looks up their own name on urban dictionary-hoping to find a definition like (a male with an abnormally large cock) but only gets a definition of FUCKTARD.
James is a real fucktard.
by Master of vocabularies September 01, 2016
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Someone who is painfully irritating and doesn't even realise this and who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in them being mocked after having an outburst.

James can also be used to describe when you are rejected from social groups or events.
George: I didn't get invited to that party on the weekend and Angel won't talk to me after I tired to touch her ass.

Tom: Dude you totally becoming a James!

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A JAMES!
by Mr. xXx October 11, 2012
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Self delusional and self-entitled. Thinks he is jensen ackles despite looking like freddy kruger. Claims to respect women but doesn't even acknowledge them after he dates/sleep with them. Constantly lies and brags about how much he gets laid. Does some gay pornographic things on the downlow which makes you question his sexuality, despite he keeps saying he is straight. Is afraid of women, is seen with insecure girls with no self-respect and dignity. Wants to be chased even though he is a piece of shit.
Tim: Hey let's go that music festival

James Jensen: I'm all about that pitbull.

Tim: You have shitty music taste.
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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A kid who tries to act cool by going against societal norms. For example he could be a vegan (nothing against vegans; he does it to act cool) or an atheist (once again to act cool)
Person 1: I wish I had some strawberry milk with this chicken cutlet
James: FILTHY MEAT EATER YOU ARE FEEBLE AND WEAK. DAIRY CAUSES CANCER.

Person 2: I was born and raised a Christian

James: YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER.
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A potato looking human being who is usually a fat ass.
you look like a James you fat potato
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by Ballsdeepinthe November 30, 2016
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