Jaloliddin Satimov

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Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded. You may wanna buy protective glasses when you look at him. he is not funny by any means and he probably will be the last person you will ever wanna talk to. When you approach 100 feet of him, there will be a strange sensation of retard in the air.

Guy: Eww, is that an orge?
Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov.

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

Jaloliddin Satimov

Jaloliddin Satimov is one of a kind of retarded and ugly. Do not approach within 100 feet of him or you will disintegrate instantly. When you approach within 1 km of him, you may feel a strange sensation in the air, called the Jalolitouch. If making contact with this person, please report and contact 911 immediately.

Guy: Hey, is that guy an ogre?

Girl: No, that's just Jaloliddin Satimov
*disintegrates*

Jaloliddin Satimov by ILoveChunLi34 October 17, 2021

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