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The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

jakes mom by erbachjim October 15, 2015

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Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

Jakes mom by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

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jakes mom • James Moment • James' Mom • James’ Mom • Jake Moment • Jåke moment • a james moment • James Wyatt Moment • mom jokes • your mom jokes

James' Mom

The biggest whore in the world and my bitch. She makes damn good breakfast too

Dude, that chick is sure as hell James' Mom listen to her

James' Mom by Cuw February 3, 2005

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James mom

Bro you know she get fucked by black guys

Bro James mom is at it again with black guys

James mom by Big nig nig November 11, 2019

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James’ Mom

Like a Karen, but sluttier

That hoe is a real James’ mom

James’ Mom by Vaigevajgwtau September 18, 2020

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James’ mom

Like a “Karen,” but sluttier.

That girl is such a James’ mom.

James’ mom by HoneyD$$ September 18, 2020

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Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

Jake's mom by Mrppman April 27, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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