by Johny honny July 18, 2017
A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.
Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!
by Aneera :) November 20, 2017
A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.
"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"
by #s r = 2 letters August 5, 2017
Jake Paul is a spagettio sandwich
by England is my city June 26, 2017
A white man that thinks he so cool and rich with a crew of retards. He copy's Logan Paul and if it wasn't for him he wouldn't have the fan base of 8 millon fans.
Hater: Jake Paul can go kill him self
Fan: OMG! GO KILL YOUR SELF U FAN NEVEA MEK FUN EV MY BOIFIEND
Fan: OMG! GO KILL YOUR SELF U FAN NEVEA MEK FUN EV MY BOIFIEND
by A random writer July 16, 2017
A STUPID CUNT THAT MADE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" AND HE GRABS HIS DICK FOR THE WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO. HES GAY AND WORSE THAN LOGAN PAUL HOLY SHIT
Amir: Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate Jake Paul
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT
by daddynef May 18, 2018
A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)
It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)
by GhostCatcherSky August 19, 2017