Jade

A ugly girl who wants nothing but someone to care about her. She has no friends and feels lonely all the time. The guy she always likes, likes her ‘friend’ and always gets hurt. No one really likes her or cares about her. She a worthless piece of shit. That’s ugly

“Oh my god jade is so ugly” says a girl “ oh I know like...”

by Blank_30 November 21, 2018

Jade

The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.

Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a.

The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 18, 2006

Jade

Jade is the most beautifull, kind and loving lady that you will ever meet, tjough she acn somtines be mistreated badly. If you happen do befriend ’jade’ then she will always respect and support your oppinion but she can be argumentive.

Jade is beautifull

by Jade. November 20, 2020

Jade

Jade is a typical rebel who is funny and beautiful.She is also sarcastic in many ways and always finds a combat.She catches lots of attention and gets in so many fights.

Who's that?
That's Jade a rebel and a fighter.
She's beautiful she looks innocent .

by Unicornloverxoxolol🦄 January 2, 2018

Jade

Jade is a snake. She will tell your secrets even if she’s your friend. She won’t care if she hurts you and she’s a liar, you will be there for you but if you need her support she’ll never be there for you.

“Wow she’s so beautiful”
“Don’t even think about it, that’s a Jade.”

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 30, 2021

Jade

Brummy cunt who is also very racist n low key priti Patel

Oh no that is the clear brexiteer jade the racist

by urnanman September 26, 2021

Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.

"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."

by johnnylongbottom April 13, 2022