Jacob A. K 

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

Jacob A. K by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob A. Tashma

Guy who scams people with """"""""dragon piss""""""""

Jacob A. Tashma is a tethriterator jackass

Jacob A. Tashma by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 12, 2023

Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

Jacob A. Z <3 by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

Chucking a Jacob by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

Pulling A Jacob 

the player in a game of Call of Duty Black Ops Nazi Zombies with the most downs

Ryan, Steven and I were playing Zombies last night and steven was Pulling a Jacob with 35 downs in a single game.

Pulling A Jacob by red ryan March 1, 2011

National bully a Jacob day 

March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob

On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad “

National bully a Jacob day by Losergirl420 March 24, 2020

A Jacob 

To make plans to do something then when that time comes reject all plans and stay in bed

"Did you go to that part on Saturday?" "Nah man I was going to but I did an A Jacob instead"

A Jacob by Vil villa June 16, 2016