Jacky Tar 

Jacky Tar / jack tar: n. 1 (late 18C+) a sailor.

They believe in rod, ... and Jacky Tar, the son of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast, born of the fighting navy ... (James Joyce: Ulysses, PICADOR, 1997, p. 314).

Jacky Tar by Petyush March 27, 2005

Jack Tar Heel 

A man of the road who travels by foot, a stroller. Including but not necessarily a vagabond, tramp, hobo, bum.

1) Two wanderers pass they may address each other with a "howdy Jack!"

2) "What does he do for a living?" "He's a Jack Tar Heel."

Jack Tar Heel by losginal October 29, 2012

jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

jack tard by Tanezza May 5, 2010

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

Jack Tard by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007

Jack-Tard 

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

Jack-Tard by pens0087 July 21, 2009

tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.

Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.

tarmac jack by garfsnarf December 17, 2022