jack hu ya tryna kid wit da size ov ya dik lol its tiny!!!! lol glad sum1 uva dan uz lot noticed ur blushered cheeks lmao, o0o0o0o ow funi eh an o ye stop rytin stuff aba urself sayin stuff da ur blantenly da opposite 2 haha u chav o w8 WANA B chav
o0o0o0o0 yeh jack geta grip wil ye!! wen ppl c u in da winda dey get confused weva der in da red lite district or juz bi ur ouse cos ya so red n brite !!!! LMFAO
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*