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Jacks Dad 

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.
My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Jacks Dad 

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Jacks Dad 

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021

Jacks Hot Dad 

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company
Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad
Jacks Hot Dad by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. 

I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad 

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.
Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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