Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

by buffonion March 15, 2026

Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

by buffonion March 15, 2026

Jackasstastic

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas

As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.

by crashincymbals February 25, 2011