Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

Jackass Tax by buffonion March 15, 2026

Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

Jackass Tax by buffonion March 15, 2026

Jackasstastic 

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas

As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.

Jackasstastic by crashincymbals February 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008