First you carve a regular jack-o-lantern. Then you eat a bunch of nasty mexican or chinese food until you need to have some disgusting diarrhea. Do that business in your pumpkin, take everything to the house of someone you don't particularly care for. Light a candle and place it gently on top of your shit. Close the pumpkin up and run away.
by smydanl November 1, 2010
To go into a stealing frenzy. From the word jack (as in to steal). Literally "stealing mode". Often yelled as one steals something in a very obvious manner.
See jack
See jack
by n00bdragon December 7, 2004
By definition, a Surrey Jack is a typical Indo-Canadian individual who tends to show his or her heritage to the fullest. This includes, frequently drinking 'Crown Royal' (alcohol), and 'polishing it off' (meaning to completely finish the bottle). Also including the various term: BRO, PAJI, and the mispronunciation of the word Fucking, with FUCKIN-UH, also to call each other PANCHOD'S! (sister fucker). Surrey Jacks can usually be found anywhere in the city of Surrey. Putting a CD on your rear view mirror is a common way to spot a Surrey Jack on the road. Another main way is to listen for loud Punjabi music playing. The more modern Surrey Jacks can be spotted on foot, usually wearing clothing such as: Puma, Lacoste (usually not real), tight jeans, blue contacts, ballerina shoes, and most seen, a jacket with fur on the hood. It is a rare thing to see a Surrey Jack alone, being that they tend to usually travel in packs. This means that Surrey Jacks tend to travel with their closest Indo-Canadian friends (known as their 'Bro's') and possibly their cousins. Another way to spot a Surrey Jack is to invite one Indo-Canadian to a party and watch how many people come with him or her, refer to the last point to know that they travel in packs. Another common trait of a Surrey Jacks is taking pictures. The most popular pose is to throw up both hand and make sure to stick out your two main fingers (middle and pointer) in the air and make a face that is best described as lips completely out and squeezed with your eyes completely open with a angry type of feel. Speech is another thing to look for in a Surrey Jack, being that they tend to switch between languages (Punjabi/Hindi and English). The Vancouver Canucks are the stand-out sports team for the typical Surrey Jack, while the Calgary Flames, the Edmonton Oilers and the Colorado Avalanche appear to be the enemy, even though a lot of the Surrey Jacks wear those teams jerseys. 'Parking Lot Pimpin' is another common scene that Surrey Jacks, meaning to listen to Indo-Canadian music at extremely high volumes and dancing around with the Surrey Jack dance moves, as well as yelling 'BALLE!' and 'OI!'.
Man after the party, Sonal took us to a McDonald’s parking lot and played some Brown music, man she’s a typical Surrey Jack.
Shit! Alaa called one brown guy to the party and he brought like 30 Surrey Jacks with him!
Shit! Alaa called one brown guy to the party and he brought like 30 Surrey Jacks with him!
by Ray Kumar March 22, 2007
An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.
Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.
Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.
Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.
by AJ_Arch July 11, 2008
Jack Dice is when a person rolls a dice, declares the number (or simply a result, like a success), and plucks the dice off the table so quickly the result cannot be verified.
It is as if the dice was snatched off the ground as quickly as picking up a jack in a game CALLED "Jacks".
It is as if the dice was snatched off the ground as quickly as picking up a jack in a game CALLED "Jacks".
Person 1 rolls dice, a 2 and a 3
"Wow, I rolled a 12!" and quickly scoops them up before anyone else can read them.
Person 2: "JACK DICE!"
"Wow, I rolled a 12!" and quickly scoops them up before anyone else can read them.
Person 2: "JACK DICE!"
by Pubwookie August 19, 2009
Jack Herer(b. 1939) is the author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes, a book which has been used in efforts to decriminalize cannabis.
A former Goldwater Republican, Herer is now a pro-marijuana and hemp activist. He has written two books, the aforementioned The Emperor Wears No Clothes and Grass. There has also been a documentary made about his life. He believes that the hemp plant should be decriminalized because it has been shown to be a renewable source of fuel, food, and medicine, and can be grown in virtually any part of the world. He has devoted his life to the support of cannabis, hemp and marijuana.
Jack Herer is also the name given to a specific strain of cannabis that is considered by Herer to be among the world's finest.
A former Goldwater Republican, Herer is now a pro-marijuana and hemp activist. He has written two books, the aforementioned The Emperor Wears No Clothes and Grass. There has also been a documentary made about his life. He believes that the hemp plant should be decriminalized because it has been shown to be a renewable source of fuel, food, and medicine, and can be grown in virtually any part of the world. He has devoted his life to the support of cannabis, hemp and marijuana.
Jack Herer is also the name given to a specific strain of cannabis that is considered by Herer to be among the world's finest.
by funkspiel October 22, 2007
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue June 28, 2007