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JGCF is a SoundCloud pop, rap, and country artist. He is also referred to as the "Penis Genius" due to his first ever single. His most popular song, reaching a whopping 42 listens, is entitled, "the real one" which is no longer a good track. On September 15th, JGCF was involved in a true tragedy which inspired him to create his song, "penis genius (D. T. remix)". The man suffered from the event, but came back stronger than a 90's trend with singles such as, "quarterback" and "horny homecoming". He just couldn't catch a break when one of his dearest friends, Karmen, passed away due to bluntitius. As an awareness single, he released "karmen". After healing and feeling better, he dropped a surprise Halloween special album, "the JGCF halloween collection" which has the hit song, "love in a slasher" and the sensational, "my lovely lady pumpkins" written by Maddie K followed by 3 other album tracks. In between the time of the album and his latest single, there was a censored song under the name of "Big Nuts" which was removed from SoundCloud for copyright reasons. As a result, JGCF's merch team created shirts for awareness. Since he appreciates his fans, his latest work involved a sweet surprise for them. Out of nowhere with no speculation whatsoever, he released his first country song, "sweet surprise". Recently, JGCF has been writing and working on some new music. He's a talented artist who toughs it to the top.
PERSON #1: Have you heard the new JGCF song?
PERSON #2: No, was it good?
PERSON #1: Yeah, amazing!
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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