jbs

Just being serious

Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs

by gigantorbball March 29, 2015

jbs

just being sarcastic
pronounced "JIBS."

Lorna is a sieve! JBS!

by The Real REAL slim shady March 1, 2011

jbs

'jokes but serious'

To use when joking about something you actually think/want/need

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'yeah it looks massive haha... jbs'

by Sandzdupree May 11, 2009

JBS

an abbreviation for jayden bryce smith, the most perfect person i have ever met before in my life. he is nothing short of amazing, in fact, he’s even better. he may be a giant but his heart is really gentle. i really love jayden so much. more than he loves me. he won’t believe me cause he’s just stubborn and stupid but i don’t care. im gonna tell him that till the day i die. i really love the way he thinks and whenever he geeks about about his interests, it’s about the cutest thing ever to me. he never fails to make me smile like a dumbass. never. its everyday i have to hide one from something crazy or adorable he says. i have never loved someone like this or this much before in my entire life. not one time and not this far. he’s just so fucking perfect. not to mention how much i want him which is really badly within itself. i realllly wanna kiss him. i love him so fucking much.

haven’t you heard about JBS?

who’s JBS?

only the best person walking earth’s grass right now.

by jayden’s girlfriend February 28, 2023

Jbs

Case of the jbs: noun; 1. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person. Softness. Small cock. Negative. Buzz kill. Lacks social skills, especially in large groups. adjective
1. sad and gloomy; dejected; downcast.
(Case of the jbs usually results in individual having no sexual drive or sex life what so ever leading to anger)

Tom woke up today with the case of the jbs.

by JMillz November 7, 2013

jbs

internet talk for "just being stupid"

"I hate white people!"
"But, dude, ur white!"
"I no, jbs"

by Scott S. January 5, 2005

jbs

jbs.n; jbs (Justin Beiber Syndrome) is a horrible, horrible disease that takes our women. This disease is even taking children.

·phone call·

Girl: ·calling·
Guy: Hey
Girl: So I was like totally thinking of Justin Beiber and had like an orgasm so, can you help me clean it up? It was a messy one.
Guy: -_-

Fuck jbs.

by ¨ April 2, 2010