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j'ed on

(jayed on)
also commonly spelled j'd on or jd on.

Verb.

The act of being literally or figuratively ejaculated on. Also the act of literally or figuratively ejaculating on someone else. From the phrase "Jerked on" or also commonly used "Jizzed on".

Adjective / Exclamation
When something is extremely cool.
Verb.

1. Dude I saw a cop pull over someone for going like 100 mph today. That guy got so j'd on.

2. Dude I just j'd on this exam it was ridiculous.

3. Yo did you see when I threw that open mayo packet at that guys face today? It looked like he got j'd on it was hilarious.

Adjective.

1. Dude you should have seen this tricked out car it was so j'd on.

2. me: Dude I just won 100 bucks at the casino!!!
dude: NO WAY! J'ED ON!
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Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile
The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on
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z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
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jedonis

look it's jedonis
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jedonion

a person that's being crushed on by a tea or rice
"He's a legit Jedonion because of that tea, it's badly in love with him"
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