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me: who's my idiot?
them: Ivoine!
Ivoine by vilzie February 28, 2023
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The best girl in the whole world. She understands you completely, knows your every move, and is there for you when you fall. She's the type of person who will stay your friend forever and she's unique in her own way. She'll believe in what she wants, but she'll support your decisions too. You'll never stop laughing when you're with Ivonne, the Spanish chica <3
That girl over there is Ivonne, my best friend.
Ivonne by your.*average.*girl.* December 12, 2010
very beautiful lovely smart girl that is very athletic with a curvacious figure. Really loves to read and is very dedicated. Cherished by those who love her greatly. Very delightful to those she meets.
"She is so sweet, she's an Ivone."
ivone by cooliocoolio October 6, 2011
Someone who would love you even if you hated her. Who’s intentions comes from the heart. She will love you even if you hurt her, care for you when you don’t, do anything for you even if you ignore her.

Until she stops, is the moment you realized you had a good thing. But blew it.
You have an Ivonne in your hands, don’t blow it!!
Ivonne by anytime February 20, 2019
The most amazing mother you will ever have. There are no words to describe how amazing she is at taking care of her kids, being able to keep a job, support her kids/husband, and etc. I don’t get how people can take her for granted so easily she’s truly amazing and deserves everything she has and more.
Dad:Ivonne is the most amazing person I’ve ever met I have no clue how she does everything she does.
Ivonne by Dork1823 July 30, 2018

Ivornese 

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.
An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!
Ivornese by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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