Touch it it’s free! see one, get whatever you want free! touch it, free! eat it, free! look at it, free! like it, free! want it you got it!
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by Mrdz November 24, 2021
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This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
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Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.
by SirDaddyWhack March 14, 2018
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A DJ from Puerto Rico who make mixes of Eurobeat dance and Brazilian dance.
by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
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a person that loves to display multiple pictures of themselves in their cubicle
"Whoa! You're an Ivan!"
by Bombquisha October 16, 2003
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A sexy chocolate warrior,that gets his ass beaten in wc
ivan mendez is lagging again
by Nacho ;) October 27, 2003
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