Ithyphallophobia 

Fear of erect penises

Lindy has ithyphallophobia, so she's a lesbian.

Ithyphallophobia by Seltar March 27, 2004

Ithyphallophobia 

The fear of having a boner.
Don't know why this exists, but it does.

very normal guy: i have Ithyphallophobia.
(looks at girl)
(looks down)
(starts uncontrollably screaming)

Ithyphallophobia by thiscatisd September 12, 2022