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When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)
my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.
by kittenburger May 15, 2011
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when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian
tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job
by andrew robertson January 28, 2008
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having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket
this chick gave me such a good italian job yesterday
by little trevor June 10, 2009
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when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.
"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."
by drewhoj May 24, 2009
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When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job.
Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.
by slancio March 07, 2011
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when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)
Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!
by babymammadramacomma March 12, 2007
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When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds
I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.
by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010
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