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IT'S FREE

If it's free, WHY NOT?
Me: What are you doing?
Michelle: Shaking the watson's tree for free ps3.
Me: WTF WHY?
Michelle: IT'S FREE!
by AdvancedCowYA?? February 17, 2013
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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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It's a free country

A phrase that is used by Americans. Sadly it is no longer true, but to this day the Government forces people believe it is.

Sincerely Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Conspiracy Theorist
"It's a free country!" Johnny to the Government

"No it's not!" The Government to Johnny

"I'll think what I want" Johnny

"You'll think what I tell you." Government

"Ok." Americans to Government
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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It's a free country

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
by headshotcraft June 4, 2022
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