by drploppy November 17, 2020
> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."
by sam _ November 29, 2006
(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.
Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!
by creeping_jon May 4, 2003
A term used to insult people who like the music of an inferior genre such as punk or emo. This phrase is directed at the person who the user is talking to, not the user themself. Metal may not be replaced in this phrase by an inferior muscial genre.
by metal kid May 11, 2005
When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
Son: No dad, I don't want to.
Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.
Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself
Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020
This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 15, 2011
Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.
You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.
by Clees501 April 26, 2018