peel the avacado~

Something a cute person says

" Let's hang out and peel the avacado~ " -A cutie

by ZMS December 3, 2017

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.

Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada April 28, 2018

avacado taco

While a boy is fucking a girl there testicles go in her vagina multiple times

Girl: "ow"
Boy: "YEESSS MOMMY"
The girl is getting a avacado taco.

by Avacado taco February 23, 2017

nikacado avacado

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by WAAHHHH October 29, 2021

avacado head

The unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. Also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.

"That guy stinks like an Avacado Head!"

by El Postino November 21, 2004