April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
by LiveBreatheMusic October 24, 2005
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?
Person 2: Tuesday.
Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?
Person 2: No.
Person 2: Tuesday.
Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?
Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 18, 2007
The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician December 10, 2007
Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
by spacecoyote17 September 29, 2006
The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse
Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”
by AgLet- August 9, 2019
Verb
The act of driving around randomly with another person with no real purpose or idea of where to go or what to do.
The process usually starts with the consumption of food then continues with mindless driving. The two passengers down energy drinks and usually end up at the houses of unwelcoming friends harassing them until the two are kicked out or become bored. Then they either pick up a random friend or choose the next destination. This continues until one person has to go to work or runs out of money to finance the gas consumed during the process.
The act of driving around randomly with another person with no real purpose or idea of where to go or what to do.
The process usually starts with the consumption of food then continues with mindless driving. The two passengers down energy drinks and usually end up at the houses of unwelcoming friends harassing them until the two are kicked out or become bored. Then they either pick up a random friend or choose the next destination. This continues until one person has to go to work or runs out of money to finance the gas consumed during the process.
by Slenderman & Masky October 5, 2011
A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
by Jakabones August 13, 2006