Island Monkey 

Definition of a British person by Germans.

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.

Island Monkey by Just-Adam January 2, 2017

Island Monkey 

An English soccer fan that does the following: drinks large amounts of beer, gets in fights with other fans, and in general is completely out of control. They are often arrested, beated by police in riot gear, sprayed with pepper spray, set cars on fire, and sometimes get sprayed with water canons.

When they won the game, the island monkeys started setting cars on fire in the parking lot and had be sprayed with water canons by the police.

Island Monkey by Glenden June 15, 2010

island monkey 

A Racial Slur Against Puerto Ricans.

Carlita - you aint nothin but a jungle baby

Tyrone - fuck you, you Island Monkey.

island monkey by Jay'Ron December 11, 2007

in-bred island monkey 

An endearing term for the English. A people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. This could be why they have bad food, warm 'lager', ugly women, shitty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. These 'facts of life' are why the English are most often encountered in a pub.

Tom: Those Brits sure like to make fun of us for being Americans.
Bill: Don't let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. They are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.

in-bred island monkey by Bounty Fucker November 14, 2007

Monkey Island

Most kick-ass game ever made. A Series of four, all four highly recommended.

Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island

Monkey Island by lunchbox July 21, 2003

Monkey Island

Best. Games. Ever

Monkey Island by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

Monkey Island by Spacecow March 16, 2003