Isai Garcia 

Isai is the Mexican Reddit kid who smells like tortillas and probably never took a shower. He is the person to name every Clash of Clan character off the top of their head. He also is in a trash friend group with 3 other douche bags. He shows 0 attraction towards everything and probably is Asexual.

Shane Johnson: Oh you play Clash of Clans? Name every trooper.
Isai Garcia: Barbarian
Archer
Giant
Goblin
Wall Breaker
Balloon
Wizard
Healer
Dragon
P.E.K.K.A
Baby Dragon
Miner
Electro Dragon
Yeti (Yetimite)Ice Wizard
Battle Ram (Barbarian)
Pumpkin Barbarian (Barbarian)
Giant Skeleton
Skeleton Barrel (Skeleton)
El Primo
Party Wizard
Royal Ghost
Minion
Hog Rider
Valkyrie
Golem (Golemite)
Witch (Skeleton)
Lava Hound (Lava Pup)
Bowler
Ice Golem
HeadhunterRaged Barbarian
Sneaky Archer
Boxer Giant
Beta Minion
Bomber
Baby Dragon
Cannon Cart
Night Witch (Bat)
Drop Ship (Skeleton)
Super P.E.K.K.A
Hog Glider (Hog Rider)

Isai Garcia by Maybe_Revolver_Ocelot November 2, 2020