2 definitions by Perfect propaganda
A polish superhero who receives orders from God himself to save the souls of little unholy freshmen. Some of his superpowers is the ability to spit acid onto the nearest student, lectures that cause anyone in a 10 mile radius to go into a coma, and his supersonic laugh that will pierce your ears until they are dripping blood. He is most famous for his incredibly huge biceps and compliments which he uses to pick up chicks.
by Perfect propaganda October 27, 2017
A truly extraordinary man whose smile could cure cancer, and loves children with all his heart. He is most famous for his molecules being on the moon, and that one teacher whose jokes are actually funny. This Scotch-Irish American is probably the best history teacher that God Himself has ever seen and ever will see. One of his superpowers is the ability to take a student back in time to any event in history, and teach them about what happened in that time. Although he might be mean sometimes, we love him all the same.
by Perfect propaganda November 2, 2017