When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
by Johnny Schaffer August 06, 2006
by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020
The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.
furious rage.
Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...
Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?
Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up
Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?
Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up
by So I just put any name here? March 14, 2014
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018
Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.
by NunayoBidness February 10, 2015
by ernesteddie October 16, 2014