Interstate 8

MOne of Modest Mouse's Albums. Which has a greater meaning, but you have to think about it and actually listen to the song " Interstae 8" It says, " I drove around for miles, I drove around for days, I drove around for months and never even got no place" also thinkk of the actual number 8, it is the sign for infinite only right side up, so basically Interstae 8 is a never ending Interstate.

I went on Interstate 8 and never came back

by red_ink_is_blood_in_a_pen September 23, 2005

Interstate 87

A 319 mile long freeway in New York. It runs from Champlain (candadian border)down to the big city (NYC). It has an intersection with Interstate 90 in Guilderland, and has 7 spur routes (787,287,387 etc;).

In other words, a long ass highway.

So when you're dead and gone......

by Blahb March 10, 2005

interstate 80

The coolest interstate, in that it manages to link the great cities of New York, Chicago and San Francisco together. At over a couple thousand miles, it's also a long ass interstate, and manages to pass through a bunch of nothingness.

Pioneers used the Oregon Trail, we use Interstate 80.

by chzammm May 2, 2014

Interstate 80 Iowa

300 miles of...farms, smelly farms, corn, even smellier farms, and...Des Moines...and Davenport too.

Features a 73-mile branch route in I-380. Most branch routes are relatively short.

Also has a 14-mile overlap with I-35 in Des Moines.

A driver on I-80 in Iowa passed out from the smell of nearby farms.

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 1, 2005

Interstate 5

Finished in 1979, Interstate 5 was designed to be the world's largest parking lot, and from the get-go was an immediate success, offering spaces for millions of vehicles for cities and services stretching along the West Coast from Canada to Mexico.

One of the lot's biggest criticisms is the fact that it offers spaces that go through national forest land, the remote west side of the Central Valley, and over mountain passes despite lack of services and weather hazards, and as such these parts are very rarely used throughout the year. Wasted space is such a problem, in fact, that many people use it as a highway at speeds up to 70 MPH in these places in spite of its intended purpose. Uniquely for a parking lot, it also has problems with people trying to smuggle drugs and people in from both Canada and Mexico. Despite this, in urban areas it continues to be highly successful, and puts ordinary parking lots the world over to shame.

I left my car on Interstate 5 for two hours and hey, it was still there! There's also always construction, so, you know, the parking is always better and less bumpy! Maybe!

by Dattix August 19, 2015

Interstate

n. American amateur raceway. Frequently becomes a facilitator for natural selection. Unfortunately, Interstate "natural selections" often involve normal drivers who happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Syn: "Darwin's Little Helper"

Wow, those teens flipped that car while going 90 on the Interstate and weren't wearing seat belts. I guess they won't be breeding.

by ScabNainz January 31, 2005

Interstate 35

A major interstate highway in the central United States. It runs from Duluth, Minnesota, to Laredo, Texas, connecting the cities of Minneapolis/St. Paul, Des Moines, Kansas City, Wichita, Oklahoma City, Dallas/Ft. Worth and San Antonio. It splits into I-35W and I-35E in the Minneapolis and Dallas areas. Not a scenic interstate, but few east of the Rocky Mountains truly are.

If you drive I-35 through Minnesota en route to Duluth, northern cities, or cities in eastern Minnesota and Wisconsin on I-94, take I-35E because I-35W sucks Crosstown Commons. If you are going to Minneapolis or going to western Minnesota cities on I-94, take I-35W to I-494 up to I-394 and east into Minneapolis, or I-494 up to I-94 on the northwest corner of the metro.

Lesson: Try to avoid I-35W if at all possible.

by The Volkswagen Beatle December 31, 2004