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A Guide to Ranking Your Internet Comedy

In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.

As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016