Internet Loner 

One who spends way to much time on the internet chatting or doing other miscilleanos activities.

Jake is such an internet loner, he has no real friends except those other Internet loners online.

Internet Loner by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

internetboner 

A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.

Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.

internetboner by allstar88 January 1, 2015