internet disease 

People on the internet have pictures of themselves in which they look far more attractive than they really are. Quite often from odd angles, unique lighting, or a combination of both.

On MySpace girls often look quite beautiful because they select pictures that make them look much better than they really are.

internet disease by Bryce Kennington February 29, 2004

internet disease 

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)

On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease

internet disease by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006

Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD) 

Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.

"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"

Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD) by mwood23 March 11, 2010

hyper internet fail disease 

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

hyper internet fail disease by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004