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Interholic

An Interholic generally defines an individual with the same level of addiction to the trawling the Internet for love, happiness or a quick wank, as an alcoholic has with booze.

Typically the person would be a bald, married fifty year old man with a small penis, but this condition is non discriminate with regards size, sex or age group with many teenagers suffering from the affliction also and then going blind when they reach their mid 20s.

There is no definitive cure at this stage, but possible options such as chemical castration, partial lobotomies, isolation and extended power cuts are being tested, all with varying degrees of lacking in success.
Martin is struggling to come (sic) to terms with the possibility that he may have become an interholic when he stopped going to church, resigned from his director position and left his wife and kids; and flee to Canada to finally meet and marry the love of his life.

(Yes, obviously there was no one at the airport.)
by Dirty Saffa June 29, 2016
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intergolactic shock

when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.
boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.
by urgayy April 23, 2009
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coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.
Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...
by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010
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Interflicting

When one interferes and inflicts their beliefs onto others.
My friend and I were talking and then sally rudely joined in and began to preach her beliefs onto us, so I said shut up bitch and stop interflicting.
by Christopher Lacko May 10, 2008
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Interslicks

A tyrr compound created by the extensive driving on 1 intermediate set of tyres at the Turkish Grand Prix (2020). Created by Lewis Hamilton and Sergio Perez.
Cant believe Lewis Hamilton went 52 laps on them intermediates. they look more like Interslicks!
by F1_Fan2020 November 17, 2020
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interflict

A combination of the words interfere and conflict.
My work schedule interflicts with my school schedule.
by Stacie Overmyer August 30, 2007
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interpolian

1. Members of the clan that engages in the appreciation of the music of Interpol.

2. Cool people.
Howy, and Pedro. Not so much Pedro as Howy.
by kaos January 30, 2005
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