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Interholic 

An Interholic generally defines an individual with the same level of addiction to the trawling the Internet for love, happiness or a quick wank, as an alcoholic has with booze.

Typically the person would be a bald, married fifty year old man with a small penis, but this condition is non discriminate with regards size, sex or age group with many teenagers suffering from the affliction also and then going blind when they reach their mid 20s.

There is no definitive cure at this stage, but possible options such as chemical castration, partial lobotomies, isolation and extended power cuts are being tested, all with varying degrees of lacking in success.
Martin is struggling to come (sic) to terms with the possibility that he may have become an interholic when he stopped going to church, resigned from his director position and left his wife and kids; and flee to Canada to finally meet and marry the love of his life.

(Yes, obviously there was no one at the airport.)
Interholic by Dirty Saffa June 29, 2016
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intergolactic shock 

when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.
boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.
intergolactic shock by urgayy April 23, 2009

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force 

i really have no fucking idea.
Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

Interflicting 

When one interferes and inflicts their beliefs onto others.
My friend and I were talking and then sally rudely joined in and began to preach her beliefs onto us, so I said shut up bitch and stop interflicting.

Interslicks

A tyrr compound created by the extensive driving on 1 intermediate set of tyres at the Turkish Grand Prix (2020). Created by Lewis Hamilton and Sergio Perez.
Cant believe Lewis Hamilton went 52 laps on them intermediates. they look more like Interslicks!
Interslicks by F1_Fan2020 November 17, 2020

interflict 

A combination of the words interfere and conflict.
My work schedule interflicts with my school schedule.
interflict by Stacie Overmyer August 30, 2007

interpolian

1. Members of the clan that engages in the appreciation of the music of Interpol.

2. Cool people.
Howy, and Pedro. Not so much Pedro as Howy.
interpolian by kaos January 30, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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