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Insert Name 

noun: The most famous person of all time. Gracing the covers of magazine subscriptions, census forms, and college applications all across America.

Also see their close cousin, Your Name Here
Person 1: Now if you could just insert name here, we'll be on our way.
Person 2: Motherfucker, he's everywhere!!
Insert Name by cameronmagic August 23, 2011
Words you can keep

Insert name here

Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.

Seriously, stop making this shit. Adding someones name and telling the people how good that person is lazy and annoying

It takes up 50% of Urban Dictionary and you should be ashamed if you make those definitions
Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.
Insert name here by Large-pp August 1, 2019

Insert name here

A male or female which is either an amazing person, retarded person, or a terrible jerk which was put on here as a word for the creator of the word or friend defined to be a good person’s personal gain.
Man! Insert name here really sucks/is the best/is an idiotic douchebag! Ugh/😊!

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insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!
Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."

(Insert Name Here) 

A dick who decides to either create a glowing definition of himself on Urban Dictionary, or looks up his own name on aforementioned site.
You're trying to find your name, huh? You vane (insert name here)!
(Insert Name Here) by Ianislol April 25, 2017

(insert name)'s junk 

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.
That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
(insert name)'s junk by lolemma March 1, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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