When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
by ASND January 31, 2017
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A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020
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Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.
That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.
by Tootgirl August 30, 2017
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A word to describe the impossible, someone that is beyond perfect and no word or language can describe how special and amazing they are.
Alex Velasquez is inquisite
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also known as i>u. there are many meanings to this like its mathmatical aspect as the value of I is greater than the value of U. more likely this will be heard in a game when some pussy ass noob gets a lucky shot and gets cocky.
pro:wow lucky shot
noob:all skill baby, i>u
pro:dont falsly use the ultimate inquisition noob
by mrnoname98 January 11, 2009
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inquisitive vicinity. An area on ones body that a potential online hookup expresses interest in using as an erogenous pleasure zone to achieve his ultimate climax at ejaculation.
There was an interesting example of likes (& dislikes) on the hook-up site (Get it, or Let it)
ReadyNow messaged " you asked what parts of my body are hardwired to my dick,

Recipient SlideonIn responded.

"I will let your tongue be the detective on the trail over my body to discover for yourself, where that inquisitive vicinity actually lies.
by GonnaBeFoggy October 3, 2022
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