A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.
by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015
by simple man with simple needs September 18, 2008
Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!
by Fylhtq July 25, 2011
The name a stupid ass kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. It can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can't help but to love the stinky, hairy, big ass mofo.
"Hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, Evan Infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do shit. No wonder I can smell balls!"
by ThaThrilla January 9, 2010
Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.
by krazyk7829 December 8, 2010
by wtfgabe. October 10, 2019
A bacterial infection of the bowel,
easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.
It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,
however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.
synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.
It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,
however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.
synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!
I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013