by Blockay February 5, 2021
When a farmer of two nephews has those two nephews get in a motorcycle position while the farmer gets on top and yells yeehaw and rides all the way from the country to downtown Indianapolis.
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 23, 2020
Perhaps the largest collective group of underachievers and whiners in the history of professional sports. Their starting quarterback - Peyton Manning - routinely racks up huge numbers, loses to the World Champion New England Patriots, and cries and pouts during and after a loss. They have yet to win a meaningful game, even though the NFL changes the rules to benefit their already potent passing game. Peyton will break every passing record in existence, end up in Canton, and have no rings to show for it. See Dan Marino.
by World Champions October 4, 2005
by Say What? March 24, 2004
the crappiest team with the most over rated QB in the NFL. usually liked by people who have disabilites and/or homosexual. typical fans usually have intercourse with their sisters.
by Reece Grahm November 2, 2009
a team in the nfl. they are in the afc. they originated from baltimore, being called the baltimore colts until 1983.
by Fahot February 19, 2007
A group of football players who, although they may seem like a good team, will choke in the end. (Their fans like to think they're better than everyone else, but really Manning is Brady's bitch)
Joe: "Man, these guys are good, I dunno if we can beat 'em..."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
by suckitcolts91 April 29, 2010