IU is a public school where all mediocre students in Indiana want to attend. Primarily known for its partying, IU is not a superior academia institution and isn't hard to get accepted to, or graduate from. IU is vastly inferior to the other universities in the state such as Butler, Purdue, and Notre Dame. Located in the depths of the Indiana corn fields, just past the run-down steel mill and next to the crime-ridden neighborhood of Pigeon-Hill, IU is a diamond in the rough for these uncultured mid-westerners."Btown" as the obviously witty students have deemed it, has more than enough to offer the simple lives of these students. Pizza parlors, K-Mart's and Target's (primary source for fashion), McDonalds, and of course Bars, line the single street of entertainment in Btown. This street called Kirkwood Ave is the Skid Row of IU. The bars in Bloomington are known for their very cheap, already cheap domestic beers, and the social scene that spawns loads of deep conversations about The Kardashians and last nights unprotected hook-up. Most students who move a quick 2 hours away from home, attend IU, and after graduation (if completed) move back to their hometown and move in with their parents again. IU grads prefer to stay in Indiana because their delusions of grandeur only stand true amongst other Indiana residents. So if you love to walk bare-foot, drink, rent a pontoon and swim in a lake all without spending too much time in the classroom, IU may be for you!
girl: i went to Indiana university
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.
by intellect44 May 16, 2015
Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.
As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.
by Not Zane September 29, 2004
guy 1-"Well, we're moving the family out to a little city called Marion, Indiana."
guy 2-"Jesus Christ, save yourself the trouble and just shoot yourself."
guy 2-"Jesus Christ, save yourself the trouble and just shoot yourself."
by Testing1,2,3, testing. July 3, 2008
A town in nwi and close to Chicago that is basically just the average of all of the towns that it borders. The kids here go to Lake Central High School. The northwest section of town that borders Munster, Indiana is where Briar Ridge Country Club is and where the wealthiest of Schererville reside. The few Asians and Indians that live in this town usually live in this area. The western border is Dyer, Indiana where the other half of the country club residents (usually the younger ones). The people in west Schererville are pretty well-off but are more under the radar and not as showy about it. The southern portions of town border Saint John, Indiana and Crown Point, Indiana. These are where most of the serbians, greeks, and macedonians live as the orthodox churches are nearby this area. This is where most of the people as a whole live and is lively with house parties. The northern area of Schererville borders Highland, Indiana and Griffith, Indiana. It is very loosely populated and is mostly industrial land. The people who do live there though are somewhat hickish. Finally, the eastern portion of Schererville that borders Merrillville, Indiana is where the majority of Blacks and Hispanics live. There are nice houses there as well, but not too many parties because the cops are always watching. Overall, this town has qualities of every town that borders it and is just an average American suburb plus a lot of traffic.
Person 1: What kind of town is Schererville, Indiana like?
Person 2: Schererville is basically old money like Munster, middle of the road like Dyer, new money like Saint John, white ethnic like Crown Point, diverse like Merrillville, boring like Highland, and blue-collar Griffith.
Person 1: But all of those towns are different!
Person 2: Exactly, so it is just an average of those towns. Nothing special!
Person 2: Schererville is basically old money like Munster, middle of the road like Dyer, new money like Saint John, white ethnic like Crown Point, diverse like Merrillville, boring like Highland, and blue-collar Griffith.
Person 1: But all of those towns are different!
Person 2: Exactly, so it is just an average of those towns. Nothing special!
by playerdonthate January 14, 2011
Straddle a girl's face while she lies on her back. Spread out your nut sack as far as it can go and place it over her mouth and nose creating a old western bandanna with your sack. You can even make her say, "High Ho Silver....AWAY!" while she has the bandanna over her face.
Hey Lucy, come on over to my place tonight so we can play Cowboys and Indians. You can try on my Indiana Bandanna!
by theguysfromRETC October 20, 2009
The Indiana Pacers are one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference of the NBA, and a championship title isn't too far off. The Pacers also have the most loyal fans in the league... not to mention probably the most polite fans (Indiana fans know better than to throw beer on players or call arenas making bomb threats...)
by MT26 September 5, 2005
A stupid little town in Indiana. Full of pregnant 14 year olds, emos, wangsters, creeps, and druggies
by Heisenberg_bitch March 25, 2014