In the cabinet 

Where gay kitchen utensils hide

Fork: "Dude, did you hear knife is still in the cabinet?"

Spoon: "Yeah, and he's still wearing those rainbow t-shirts with skinny jeans..."

....

Knife: WOW BITCHES SHUT UP. THOSE ARE DESIGNER JEANS, SPOON.

In the cabinet by tempurpedicpillow November 16, 2011

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about

bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet by snekster69 April 29, 2022

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet 

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades

Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet by MFG.24 June 13, 2025