rape thoughts

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest
by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018
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homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
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thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness
The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.
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Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.
by PitchPlez May 13, 2015
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frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish
Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon
by Vest23 March 26, 2018
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Thee *blank* Thoughts

Calling yourself thee “whatever your name is” thoughts. Is basically saying ur just incredible in all aspects.
Man 1: bro why would you do that to them?
Man 2: I’m THEE *blank* thoughts
Man1: oh my fault carry on
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