In The Pantry

Someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight.

When someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry.

Person A: Dude, I'm just big boned.
Person B: So you're still in the pantry I see.

by TikPandora November 29, 2011

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004

Pantried

The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.

That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face.

by Shaggs138 December 20, 2010

Pantry

A wonderful place, why would you ruin it by shitting in it?

That Brexit, its such a mess it's like shitting in the Queen's pantry

by Mrs Wainthrop April 2, 2019

in the pantry

A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"

by whostolemyjelly October 9, 2019

Bermuda Pantry

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!

by BaJinxy December 8, 2010

handsy in the pantry

A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"

by kimboslice4566 April 28, 2011