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ilovesflo 

Where can I start.. ilovesflo is literally so funny without trying..like. OH AND ALSO SHE HATES WHEN EMMZ AND EMMA MAKE SPLATASHA JOKES, but you can’t lie they are hilarious😭✋🏾. Cant forget the most important part ilovesflo is gay asf for Florence Pugh
Ilovesflo - I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS LITERALLY IM GAY ASF FOR HER

I think I made my point..
ilovesflo by Emmasbafoon October 17, 2021

ilovesmokingmid 

a horny motherfucker by the name JOSH.. someone please fuck him... it doesnt matter if your fat, skinny or a male he just wants to FUCK. anyone... please... it's soon hunting season.. please help me protect my family from him. just, if you see him, fuck him. my daughters lives are at risk please just do this one favour.
"have you heard of twitter user @ilovesmokingmid ? he threatend to fuck my asshole loose and i don't know what to feel"
ilovesmokingmid by ehjovan April 21, 2019

ILOVESYOUMORE 

When a scrubby man loves a beautiful perfect women, more than she loves him. The women will sit there and nag and nag about how she believes she loves that man more but when in reality the man would do anything for her.
Meliha Delic "Oh I love you so much more!" Rene Escalante "No way baby, ILOVESYOUMORE!!"
ILOVESYOUMORE by SENORESCALANTE March 8, 2011

ilovelouistfeet 

omg did you see them? ilovelouistfeet is so hot

ilovesalll 

“hey is that @ilovesalll?”
omg yess so hot 😍

ilovefroyo69 

The most amazing girl in the whole world!!
she is so cute
i love her sm
Ayyyyyyyyy
🔥🔥🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🎸🎸🤣🤣
Ayyyyy I Love Ilovefroyo69 More Than Deez Nutz
ilovefroyo69 by Olivia Roony July 31, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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