ij

i joke - used to tell someone you joked.

hey kri ij!

by schual June 4, 2004

IJ

Inside Joke

"Dude, what does 'Le Bainer' supposed to mean?"

"Haha, sorry dude. Total IJ man."

by alexnoell February 23, 2009

IJS

I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

Person 1: how was that movie
Person 2: That crap was straight booty, IJS

Person 1: did you see the new guy
Person 2: I'm still having wet dreams, IJS

by nainai 22 August 28, 2006

IJ

Noun: IJ (eye-jay)

1. Cultural implications of a Jewish Iranian in present day Los Angeles.

There goes that IJ.

It was an IJ party.

by Artt Vandalay October 31, 2007

IJS

It stands for I Just Smiled. Instead of using "lol" even when you don't laugh, use ijs if you cracked a smile

Boy: Do you want to hear a joke?
Girl: sure
Boy: Two fish swim in to a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam"
Girl: ijs

by emokidsqt November 21, 2009

IJS

acronym, it stands for "intellectual jewish stoner", and refers to any guy who fits that general description - they general enjoy jam bands and/or jazz, really good books, weed, and birkenstocks. many have jewfros, and play in a band. they're usually rather politically liberal, and from one of the coasts, though they are most commonly found in the northeast.

Girl 1:I can't believe I ran into Danny at the DMB concert! It was so awkward. He was extremely blazed.
Girl 2:Obviously. He's a total IJS.

by norrie September 23, 2007

ij

short for ipod jockey. Referring the the phenomenon of people djing using their ipods.

I can't really dj, but I can ij

by nimmie September 27, 2006