A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.
Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011
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I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.
Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."
by HRH January 4, 2005
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A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"
by HJxJJ March 3, 2012
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"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"
by Toddy keen August 8, 2015
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Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."
by Cactus Jack July 28, 2017
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Wanting to have sex with someone or describing a sexual experience with someone.
*sees hot girl* damn I'd flip her in a heartbeat on god.
or
Yeah, I flipped Cindy last night, it was a great time!
by nonpareii September 21, 2021
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