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A 1999 comedy/horror movie. The laziest guy on Earth has his hand possessed by satan, and he goes around killing people at night without knowing. It's funny, stupid, violent, and all about marijuana.

Anton- Devon Sawa
Mick- Seth Green
Pnub- Elden Hansen
Molly- Jessica Alba
Quotes from Idle Hands:

Mick (While holding an electric knife): Look at me, I'm Leatherface! (the electric knife unplugs)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: Oh we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far.

Mick: I'm gonna go call 911.... What's the number?
Pnub: Yeah..

Anton: Dearly beloved. We are all gathered here today.. Because you're all dead.

(after the lame death of the hand)
Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no -
(screeches demonically)
Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.
by invpaievnapinvwrniva February 01, 2011
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A kick arse punk/rock band from Norfolk,England.

LEE - vocals
JAMES - lead geetar
BRETT - Rhythm guitar / backing vocals
OZZY - bass / backing vocals
ADAM - drums 'o' fury!
'Did you see IDLE HANDS last night?'
'Hell yeah they rocked!'
by Gandy April 30, 2005
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Idle Hands: An Awesome band based in great yarmouth.Play ever week in Allens Bar...
James, Lee, Brett, Banjo and Ozzy!
" Hey You Goin To Allens Bar To See Idle Hands?!"
......"Hell Yesh!"
by x-x-xChunkie x--x-x June 24, 2005
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Idle Hands: A shitty movie with no funny parts or nudity. The only good part is seeing a young Jessica Alba with basically no clothes on, but she is all over some fag in the movie.
"Have you seen that terrible movie Idle Hands?" ...... "Hell no, only Justin would buy something as shitty as Idle Hands."
by Stephen N April 08, 2005
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