A highly superior being. Part of an elite group of 6 formers, famed for his public speeches and his 'very english' sense of humour.
Can be found lurking in the dark shadows waiting to critise anything that moves, or indeed, doesn't. Alternatively, can be found doing shite dancing, to the YMCA. The term shite would suggest the dancing is not very good.
Is a big fan of Morrissey and The Smiths and has a very ambigious sexuality.
'The IT Mojo Jojo's hair is looking quite bad today.'
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).