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I Hate Boys Club =a club for girls, by girls.
m= ohmygozza, he broke my heart and now i am going to join the I.h.b.c :
i.h.b.c by mcmcmc August 14, 2006

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

S.I.I.H.B. 

Stick it in Her(or his)Butt. Any number of other slang words for butt can be substituted for Butt, including booty, bottom, bangbox, bobs ur uncle, etc...
"Hey man i met this awesome Chick!" reply..."Oh YEA? did you S.I.I.H.B.?" or My girlfriend wont let me S.I.I.H.B.
S.I.I.H.B. by Bill Bigloo April 12, 2007

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!